Throughout much tease and denial, so many of you are hell bent on eating your own cum right up to the moment of the big “O”. We all know, that cum, like blood is best drank warm and directly from the body. Not sitting around congealing on a salad. Besides, you know how hard it is to get some guys to eat a salad?

So I, Empress Jasmine, have devised a method of immediate cum slurping at the precise moment of orgasm. It’s the cum straw. No longer will you be forced to gulp a cold slimy shot of your own jizz. The cum straw can be gently inserted into the head of your cock and is long enough to reach your mouth. Just to make it more entertaining I’ve had the cum straw shaped into a crazy straw as well. That’s right, just imagine. An extra long, cum-filled, crazy straw so you can watch your cum ride that rollercoaster on its way to shooting into your mouth right as you blow your load. Genius! I tell you. Simply genius.

For those of you who want to make your own at home, simply tape 2 or 3 regular straws to a crazy straw (depending on how gifted you are) and lean back, start stroking and watch the fun begin. It’s better than Hot wheels tracks. Best of all, you are guaranteed instant gratification with a shot in your mouth, the very moment you cum. Now swallowing is all up to you. Warning: the cum straw is not an effective tool for a good money shot but it is guaranteed to give you a mouthful of your own cum, when used as directed.

Are you trying to get up the nerve to drink your own cum? Get your shot glass out, get on cam and give me a call for some good old fashioned forced cum-eating humiliation.

For a erotic phone session with Empress Jasmine, call 800-601-6975

Must be 18+ to call

Calls are $2.50 per minute with a 10 minute minimum

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What exactly is a cum catcher, you ask?  Well, dear sluts- a cum catcher is anything you use to catch your cum, making it readily accessible for eating. It is always interesting to hear your responses when asked “how are you going to collect your cum for me?”  I’ve heard everything from “I don’t know Mistress, I was hoping you would tell me” to “I have a dish drainer mat to catch it on!”  A dish drainer mat? Now that’s pretty creative.

Some of the other cum catchers I’ve hear about are:

a shot glas

a saucer

a bowl

a spoon

a baggie

ice cube tray

your mouth

“My mouth?”, many of you are saying. “Just how am I supposed to cum in my own mouth?” Funny you should ask that question…. give me a call and I will have you doing it too!

Then there are those that prefer instead of catching the cum in something, they would rather shoot their cum on something, usually various body parts- either their own, or those of a significant other or Mistress, and lick it off.

It’s both erotic and humiliating to be forced to masturbate in front of a woman and shoot your cum on her foot and be made to lick it off. Another similar experience is to be made to hump her leg while you are licking her pussy and then made to lick it off her leg when you are finished.

No matter what you decide to use for a cum catcher, one thing is certain; this phone sex Mistress wants to watch you cum eaters shoot your load and eat that cum on cam! MMMMM, HOT!!

For forced cum eating phone sex sessions with Empress Hunter, call 800-601-6975.  Calls are $2.50 per minute with a 10 minute minimum. If you would like to eat your cum on cam for Mistress, send an email to EmpressHunter@yahoo.com or a Yahoo IM to EmpressHunter prior to your session, so we can make sure your cam is set up and working before you call.

Until next time, cum sluts-
Empress Hunter

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