I’ve been thinking about you this week, my sweet little cum-eating darlings. And you know who else has cum on the mind? That’s right, sweethearts – scientists. Science wants to help you eat cum. Who knew?

According to the article, celery makes you more attractive to women, science tells us that not only will eating celery increase the amount of ejaculatory fluid – that’s sweet, salty cum, for you laypersons – you’re firing, but also it will increase the force of your climax. Could you ask for anything more fabulous? More cum and better orgasms to go along with it? That’s a win/win if I ever heard one.

In the spirit of learning, let’s put on our white lab coats and get our science on, shall we? Indulging in a little experimentation is always a big turn on for Empress Hunter – and I know you want me turned on. When I’m all hot and wet, I pass the benefits on to you. So, let’s gather a little empirical evidence and see if we can corroborate these results.

First, I want you to cum into your favorite cum-catcher. Right now, in fact. (Need a little help getting that engine revved? Just imagine my naked body pressing you against the wall, teasing your hard cock with my pretty hand, until it’s dripping with pre-cum. I’ll smear that all over my lips and then kiss you hard. I love to share, and I know what you like.) Then I want you to measure just how much of that delicious cum you’ve captured. Make a note. Next comes the celery. Eat it daily for a week, and then take your measurement again.

I’ll need to know all the results of this highly scientific process, of course. Did you cum more after a week? Did you notice elevated intensity in your orgasms? And, of course, what did you do with the cum you reaped from this experiment? I’m expecting you to get a little creative now that the combination of science and Empress Hunter have (hopefully) given you even more of what you crave so much.

Call me and tell me all about what you did with that hot, sticky cum and the best ideas will get published right here in this blog next week. Let me know what you think of our little experiment. If nothing else, this should motivate you naughty stroker boys to eat your veggies.

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What exactly is a cum catcher, you ask?  Well, dear sluts- a cum catcher is anything you use to catch your cum, making it readily accessible for eating. It is always interesting to hear your responses when asked “how are you going to collect your cum for me?”  I’ve heard everything from “I don’t know Mistress, I was hoping you would tell me” to “I have a dish drainer mat to catch it on!”  A dish drainer mat? Now that’s pretty creative.

Some of the other cum catchers I’ve hear about are:

a shot glas

a saucer

a bowl

a spoon

a baggie

ice cube tray

your mouth

“My mouth?”, many of you are saying. “Just how am I supposed to cum in my own mouth?” Funny you should ask that question…. give me a call and I will have you doing it too!

Then there are those that prefer instead of catching the cum in something, they would rather shoot their cum on something, usually various body parts- either their own, or those of a significant other or Mistress, and lick it off.

It’s both erotic and humiliating to be forced to masturbate in front of a woman and shoot your cum on her foot and be made to lick it off. Another similar experience is to be made to hump her leg while you are licking her pussy and then made to lick it off her leg when you are finished.

No matter what you decide to use for a cum catcher, one thing is certain; this phone sex Mistress wants to watch you cum eaters shoot your load and eat that cum on cam! MMMMM, HOT!!

For forced cum eating phone sex sessions with Empress Hunter, call 800-601-6975.  Calls are $2.50 per minute with a 10 minute minimum. If you would like to eat your cum on cam for Mistress, send an email to EmpressHunter@yahoo.com or a Yahoo IM to EmpressHunter prior to your session, so we can make sure your cam is set up and working before you call.

Until next time, cum sluts-
Empress Hunter

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